This morning I challenged Scotty to make a list of 100 things that he hates. He promptly sent me his nearly completed list. I was shocked at how many things he claims he hates. Scotty claims that "it's easier than you think" to come up with a list of 100 things that you hate.
He was right.
So, here's my list. If you're looking to take offense, don't read this list. It's all in good fun. And if you think I'm a bad person, then you have to read Scotty's list. He is a way worse person than I am!
1. “Happy Birthday” song
2. “We are registered at _____” cards
3. Allergies
4. American Idol (and everyone on it)
5. Ann Coulter
6. Anne Hathaway
7. Ball pits (unsanitary)
8. Bathroom humor
9. Being cold
10. Big dogs
11. Birth control
12. Blackboard quizzes
13. Bragging
14. BYU Football
15. BYU Politics
16. BYUSA
17. Casserole
18. Chick flicks
19. Cigarette smoke
20. Clowns
21. Cocky returned missionaries in German classes
22. Coins
23. Converse
24. Country music
25. Crossword Puzzles
26. Crying
27. CSI: Miami
28. Cultural hall wedding receptions
29. Dirty houses
30. Divorce
31. Donnie and Marie Osmond
32. Drunk drivers
33. Eaves dropping
34. Emo kids
35. Engagements after only two weeks
36. Europeans who claim that Americans have no culture
37. Facebook chat
38. Family Reunions
39. Flakiness
40. FOX News
41. Funerals
42. Gas
43. Gatorade/Powerade
44. GRE exam
45. Green beans
46. Guns
47. Health care in the United States
48. Hospitals
49. Hot and humid weather
50. Hotmail
51. Iceberg lettuce
52. Irresponsible Parents
53. Jean jackets worn with jeans
54. John Bytheway
55. Latvia
56. Laundry
57. Light blue
58. Loud breathing
59. Math
60. Miley Cyrus
61. Misogyny
62. Mormon culture
63. Multiple choice tests
64. MySpace
65. Name dropping
66. Old Testament
67. One-uppers
68. Online lingo (idk/lmao/g2g)
69. Paperwork
70. Police
71. Polynesian intimidation
72. Popularity contests
73. Power trips
74. Pretentious professors
75. Professor Bott
76. Proposition 8
77. Psychology
78. Puka shells
79. Pyramid Schemes
80. Racism
81. Radicals
82. Sarah Palin
83. Sean Hannity
84. Sexism
85. Snow
86. South Park
87. Southern California
88. Studded belts
89. Studying
90. Stupid questions (they exist)
91. Techno music
92. Texting during movies
93. The Daily Universe (especially Letters to the Editor)
94. The phrase “The American Dream”
95. The Princess Bride
96. Thick bangs
97. Utah
98. Wal-Mart
99. War in Iraq
100. Winter semester
11.18.2008
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2 comments:
You know what I love about this list?
It's alphabetized.
I have to admit, I skimmed the list of things you love, but read every single item on the list of things you hate! I'll make my own list sometime, but right now I can't think of 100 ways to say law school.
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